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Deserving Chapters 35-36

szaleniec1000 Dec 28, 2010 22:42

In this double bill, Harry, Neville, Severus and Dennis play Musical Beds.
( Deserving Chapters 35-36 )

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I noticed the summary (and body, from what little I've read) of one of her older stories left "wizarding world" uncapitalised, as it should be. I don't know where or why she picked up that lousy habit later on, but it rears its ugly head in this chapter too.
( Deserving Chapter 32 )

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Deserving Chapter 31

szaleniec1000 Nov 30, 2010 18:12

We've had thirty chapters of sheer WTFery culminating in Vincent Crabbe screwing a house-elf, thankfully off-screen, and it's this one the author sees fit to break out the disclaimer:

I am just asking you to read two more chapters after this one before you form a hanging party.

Ladies and gentlemen, strap yourselves in.
( Deserving Chapter 31 (NSFW) )

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Deserving Chapter 30

szaleniec1000 Nov 28, 2010 18:11

Chapter 30, as befits its milestone number, is a real corker.
( Deserving Chapter 30 )

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Deserving Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 Jun 19, 2010 21:32

Are the 1600+ people who voted Deserving 5/5 on the Uber-Pit reading a different version, in which everyone was in character, Harry hadn't Imperiused Severus to wank into a bottle for no reason at all and nobody got compared to the victims of the Holocaust? The Snarry mpreg and the forced marriage thing I can kind of see, unaccountably popular as ( Read more... )

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Deserving Chapter 2

szaleniec1000 Jun 01, 2010 03:15

Another NSFW update here.
( Deserving Chapter 2 )

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